Monday, April 14, 2008

THROWSPORT!

This post is dedicated to the upcoming sport soon to be the sport of america forever, THROWSPORT! the rules are that you chuck it! (yeah!) and then you are graded on how awesome. get ready america, here comes THROWSPORT!

HISTORY:

THROWSPORT! was co-invented by Eve Wilczewski Ski, Robbie Vermillion City, and Stevie May Check while eating at LAI LAI WOK! you should eat at LAI LAI WOK! and MANDARIN WOK! also so that awesome things happen to you.

RULES:

1. CHUCK IT! (all competitors must include at least one throw in submissions)
2. NO ONE GETS PHYSICALLY HURT! (no people, no animals. feelings, pride...that's another story)
3. AWESOME! (it has to be awesome!)

other than these three rules, maybe some more, you can do whatever you want.

Important notice: it is possible for THROWSPORT! to completely overlap with certain other sports, notably caber toss, dodgeball, and shot put, or art forms, such as performance art, video art, throwart etc...